Dr Jimmy: We often focus our energy against the television and the music industries, today we shall take a look at what is happening in the world of American art. Painters and sculptors have long been enemies of Jesus. Look at Michelangelo, he often created artwork of biblical characters who were naked. Vile in the eyes of our Lord, an attempt to undermine and corrupt the Gospel. In my opinion there has not been a great American artist since Norman Rockwell, painting the America that pleases the lord. Thanksgiving dinner, Christmas without Santa, and young men being sent off to war. These are the images that pleases God.
Binge: Uhm, why exactly did you invite me on? Your producer said you were a big fan of my work.
DR Jimmy: He lied to you to get you here. Lying is ok if it's done to destroy the enemies of the Lord. Of which you were nominated by my listeners.
Binge: Have either of your listeners even seen my artwork?
DR Jimmy: I described it to them on my radio show, I would never dream of letting them be exposed to such depravity. I gave them an objective and unbiased opinion of your pieces, "Lezbo Luv in Blu" "Vaginal Sunset" and "George W is a Weeny". Someday you will have to stand before the Lord and be judged for the sin you try to pass off as art.
Binge: Will he get to see the art, or just base his opinion on yours?
DR Jimmy: My opinion is based on his word, which is the only source of truth in the universe. All other beliefs are false and of Satan. America was built on The Bible and it's truth. That is why we must keep it in the schools, courts and art museums.
Binge: This country was also built on slavery, should we bring that back in order to return to our roots as Americans?
DR Jimmy: Liberal claptrap. Our nation's leaders, educators, and artisans should only be Jesus fearing men to guide this land, to influence the world, and bring the Gospel to every remote corner of the globe. This is the great commission of our Lord.
Binge: Apart from blowing shit up, how are you really different from Muslim Fundlementlists?
DR Jimmy: How dare you exercise an opinion on my show...
Binge: Look, you both try to control governments with your beliefs, no other beliefs are tolerated, you want to control education, information, how women dress, law making, what music and films we are exposed to, and ultimately the world.
DR Jimmy: It's not what we want as men, it's what the Word of God demands us to do. You would have us living in a world of the vile Romans, with orgies, drunkeness, drug use, rock music and homosexuality running rampant. They had nude statues of naked people in the city square where children could view.
Binge: They had rock music in ancient Rome? I only advocate such behaviour on weekends. You would rather see statues of half naked men being tortured to death, and to tell the children it was all their fault that he was killed. You compare my beliefs to Roman philosophy? As opposed to Emperor George sending his army around the world to conquer and occupy?
DR Jimmy: In the Lord's plan this is the only way to bring the Gospel to those nations. Fear the true God or be destroyed.
Binge: So again, how are you really different from Muslims? Apart from the Jesus / Mohammed thing?
DR Jimmy: We don't blow stuff up.
Binge: Abortion Clinics?
DR Jimmy: That's not fair, that was just a few extremists acting on their own...
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