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Background
music of a lone gutiar picking
out a slow folksy tune.
Zack
the narrator
(spoken with an Arlo Guthrie twang) This here story took place two Thanksgivings
ago. Thats when I picked up Binge from Lance and Jodys where
they lived with Gracie the dog, 5 cats, a bunch of rabbits and... Just
a crap load of animals. Now Binge saw eating food as a waste of time and
money. He wasnt into footbal or family either. So being a good red
blooded American boy he decided he would start his own Thanksgiving tradition
that couldnt be beat.....
Main st. of Keysburg Beach.
Binge is walking down the
street dressed like George
Baily from Its a wonderful
life Tweed coat, pipe, hat.
He is carrying a pie box.
Very jovial and happy in
a holiday spirit. He greets
people in passing. Mike the
Crackhead scowls.
Binge
Happy thanksgiving everyone.
Binge stops to watch the
Sunup Convience store
Thanksgiving Day parade.
The
Keysburg Beach Reform
school marching band is belting
out thier rendition of
"Helter
Skelter"
A group
marches past holding a
banner that reads "GAY and LESBIAN
PILGRAMS of NJ."
An errant balloon of Peter Griffin
goes
out of control. It floats into
power lines, bursts into
flames and lands on paniced
crowd. People scream and
flee as Binge holds out his
pipe and laughs hardily.
Binge continues to walk along.
Waves to an Arlo Guthrie in a
VW bus loaded with garbage.
Binge
Happy thanksgiving Arlo!
Passes a white farm house.
A man and a woman are heard
screaming in anger. A turkey flies
out a window, sending it and glass
towards Binge.
Binge
Happy thanksgiving Mr and Mrs. Pollack!
Scene:Lance And Jodys
Kitchen preparing the meal
for Thanksgiving. Old 70s
style kitchen, Avacodo green.
Binge walks in with pie box,
places it on the counter. Lance
and Jody look at the box.
Jody
Hmmmm What kind of pie?
Binge
Pot pie. Half ounce, two hundred.
Jody
(to Lance) Pay the man.
Lance reaches for his wallet.
Jody
I needed it for my stuffing.
Binge
Smoked turkey? Cool, save me a bowlfull.
Lance
looks towards Jody,
she nods "yes"
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