SOMETIME IN 2008
Binge
Episode: 101 Dominations
Eric T. Styles
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Binge
inside of the Sun Up, Sundown
food market. He has an ear to ear grin
and is holding a brown bag with a large
wine bottle in it. Jem turns around at the
counter, smiles when he sees BiNGE.
Jem
Hey Binge! Wat’s up buddy?
Binge
Just heading over to Athena’s. She called me up, said 'Bring over
some wine.' You know what that means. Oh yea.
Holds up wine.
Binge
My usual, a pack of Mentholnoma one hundreds. Oh, yea, how much are breath
mints?
Jem
Uhm, ninety-nine.
Binge
I’ll have to get back to you on that.
Binge turns to leave,
nods goodbye to Jem.
Speaks as Binge exits
Jem
Well, have fun! (mumbles) I hope you have your organ donor card made out.
Lance and Jody'e house.
Binge on couch with Lance.
Binge
So, that's how my day is going...
Lance
Well. Uhm... Are you sure it was a man's voice?
Jody
enters with a
tray of junk food.
Jody
HA! I'm surprised he didn't hear a MEN'S CHIOR behind the door singing
"The Magic Flute"
Binge
Hey! How about a little sympanthy? A little consideration for my feelings?
Jody
I'M SORYY?? What!?! Did you just chastise ME for showing no consideration
for your feelings? Why should I differ from any other woman you know?
Binge
It's differant if you abuse me!
Jody
WHY?
Binge
Because I ain't banging you!
Jody
Well, it looks like you ain't bangin HER either!
Lance
Damn...I better get the camera ready.
Binge
That was LOW!
Jody
Your'e stuck in an abusive relationship with a dominatrix. GEE,we never
saw any problems on the horizon for this Love Boat! NOOOOO! She breaks
your heart, then you come over here and sing the blues like Green Apples
Monroe. A few days later she calls you back like a moth to the bug zapper.
And you want SYMPANTHY??? Listen! Here comes the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!
Lance gets up, goes
into the bedroom. Starts
to rumage.
Lance
Honey! Where's the camera?
In
the living room voices raise
as it turns more confrontational.
As
Lance returns with a camera, Jody
is pumelling Binge's head as he
struggles on the couch.
Lance
Stop it! STOP IT! Wait until I change the batteries!
Jody
I'm going to beat some sense into this idiot to get him to leave an abusive
relationship!!
Lance
Do you see any irony in that statement?
Jody
realizes the contridiction,
releases her grip on Binge,
gets off of him.
As
Binge slowly pulls head from
under a couch cushion. His face is
covered
with old snack chips and M&Ms,
he has a joint in his mouth. He grins.
Binge
HEY! Look I found a joint under the cushion, can I have it?
Binge darts up sidewalk of bland
condominiums. He climbs the steps
two at a time.
Slighty
out of breath
at top of steps, he walks up to
a door and rings the bell.
As soon as he hears it unlocked he smiles.
The door flies open, Athena in a red nighty
appears. She instantly grabs the bag of wine,
slams the door shut.
A
confused Binge stands at closed
door for a few seconds.
The
door opens again slowly.
Athena very sweetly speaks.
Athena
Thank you baby, I’ll call you tomorrow.
The door again slams on Binge.
He stands still, as the situation
slowly sinks in.
From the other side of the door
he hears a man’s voice speak.
Man’s voice (inside)
Who was that?
Athena
(inside)
Just the delivery boy from Liquor Rite.
Man’s
voice (inside)
I’ll show you a delivery from LICK HER RIGHT!!
Athena
(inside)
Giggle
Binge just stares blankly at the door.
Binge
I'll
admit the relationship needs work...
Jody
BINGE! Look at me, this doesn't even come close to being a relationship!
Binge
Yes
it is... in a way.
Jody
If you mean in the way a panther has a relationship with a wounded zebra,
Or
a serial killer has a relationship with a student nurse. Or do you mean
the way a female praying mantis bites the head off of the male after
mating.
Binge
Athena used that analogy once.
Jody
Binge, as much as you annoy, irritate, and antagonize me... I hate to
see you stuck in an endless cycle of abuse with this woman.... She uses,
exploits, dehumanizes you and degrades you as a person..
Binge
Yea, but she is so friggin HOT!
Jody
I'm talking to your penis again aren't I?
Binge
Ok, let's say what you claim is true.
Jody
That she is SATAN IN DRAG?
Binge
For the lack of a better term, but she satisfies my need...
Jody
a
need to be emotionally defecated upon?
Binge
For the lack of a better term.
Jody
Suppose
someone else came along...
Binge
I guess I'd stand in line with him.
Jody
No,
no, not for her. Besides that line is already longer than one for Stones
tickets.
Binge
HEY!
That hurt!
Jody
OH! Truth from a friend hurts, but lies from a Domanitrix don't?
Binge
I have to go now....
Jody
Binge,
suppose we found someone else for you.
Binge
I don't think Athena would approve...
Jody
ASSWIPE!
Instead of Athena!
(look of confusion on Binge)
Jody
A
woman who looks out for you and is considerate of your feelings...
(greater look of confusion on Binge)
Jody
One
who doesn't make you claim the next day that your injuries are from
getting hit by a car.
Binge
The medical bills are adding up.
Jody
Why
don't we sign you up for an on line dating service?
Binge
Cyber-Sex? Did that, both times it turned out to be a guy...
Jody
THAT'S NOT DATING! An
online service where they match a person of similar background and personality.
Which in your case may be Patty Hearst.
Binge
I don't know, this sounds like something for pathetic losers.
Jody
Losers???? You just spent money you don't have on wine for her and another
guy, she was in a nighty that you maxxed out your credit card to buy,
you delivered the wine so she could SCREW ANOTHER GUY!
Binge
We can't be sure they really screwed..
(Jody points to computer)
Jody
Look at her site...
Binge
HEY! That could be faked using Photoshop!
Jody
Here we go...FastMatch.com We
need to register you under a screen name...Something kind of flirty
that describes you...
Binge
How about "HUNG-STUD69"?
Jody
I
always regret helping you.
Jody
Ok,
"art-lover" now let's do your profile.
(Binge holding head sideways)
Binge
Which one is my best? Right of Left?
Jody
No,
Personality profile...
Binge
Which one of those is the best?
Jody
Let's try the sensitive, mature, caring personality. The one I seldom
see.
Binge
You're not wearing a bra today are you?
Jody
I want to smack you so bad, but I know it would only turn you on....
(Jody prepares to type on laptop)
Jody
Describe yourself honestly...
Binge
HONESTLY?
Almost entirely heterosexual
Jody
(typing on computer) Sensitive male....
Binge
Occasional cross dresser
(Binge
smirking, looking
for a reaction from Jody)
Jody
(typing) willing to show softer self.....
Binge
Masochist
Jody
(typing)
Not afraid to be hurt.....
Jody
Ok,
I braced myself, describe your ideal woman..
Binge
Ideal?
Binge
Huge fake breasts.
Jody
(typing)
Natural beauty not necassary...
Binge
Sadistic and controlling.
Jody
(typing)
Strong and independant...
Binge
Doesn't charge by the hour.
Jody
(typing)
Into simple pleasures...
Binge
Must be willing to wear a phalac device
Jody
(typing)
Not into tradional roles....
Binge
Monogomist
Jody
HUH? a glint of humanity in a perverted mind? You impressed me with
Monogomy...
Binge
Unless she wants to bring another chick home.
Jody
Why
do I get my hopes up?
Jody
Ok,
your homoganized profile is posted.
Binge
Now what?
Jody
Women
search the site for a guy who meets thier criteria, And if you sound
like the type theyr'e looking for, they contact you via E mail.
(cut to a woman in orange jumpsuit, cuffed with prison matron next to
computer)
ATTENTION ART-LOVER:
You sound like the type of pig boy I have been searching for to serve
me upon my release
