Binge
Episode: Meet the new boss Part II
Written and Drawn by Eric T. Styles
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and story by E. Styles can not be duplicated without expressed permission
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Zack
Narration:
When we last left Binge, he had been promoted at the Pleasure Dome Adult
Emporium and Theater. Given a job as Mop Boy by the ruthless Russian mobster
"Black Ivan" Binge was soon promoted to manager and mop boy.
His predicessor was stomped by Black Ivan for stealing $23.00 from the
store.
Binge
starts looking
thru junk mail at the store.
Pauses with a high gloss
flyer. His eyes widen.
He reads:
Binge
Lovestroke Productions present “A night with the stars” Personal
appearances by the leading adult film stars. Nice! Let’s see who
we could get... NO WAY! DAWN LOVELANE! Dawn is available to meet with
her fans and sign copies of her latest DVD “The Crack of Dawn part
5” Where’s the number? DAMN! Twenty five hundred up front. I
don’t have...
Binge reaches beneath the
counter. Pulls out Ivan’s
envelope of cash. Raises
one eyebrow.
Trailer:
Black screen, fade in Athena DeCruel
Cut to Athena sitting on a park bench
Athena is wearing a simple, modest
floral dress. Next to her is the
leather clad gimp. She smacks
him with a riding crop.
Athena
Chocolate.
Gimp reaches over with a box
of candy. Cut to a title screen:
FORREST GIMP
also starring Tom Spanks
Cut to Lance and Jody on the
couch, smirking.
Trailer:
Gimp is running down a dirt
road. Athena is close behind
driving a monster truck.
Cut to Lance and Jody on the
couch, confused look.
Trailer:
Athena is sun bathing, Gimp
rolls up on lawn mower and
refills her wine glass.
Cut to Lance and Jody on the
couch, both laughing.
Trailer:
Gimp is running thru the woods
with Athena sitting on his shoulders.
Cut to Lance and Jody on the
couch, hysterical.
Trailer:
Black screen, fade in
2003 film of the year
American Dominatice Awards
Fades up to show Athena hitting ping pong balls at Gimp
Cut to Lance and Jody on the
couch, laughing.
Jody
Ok, ok one more....
Lance and Jody’s. All three
are on the couch staring ahead
for a few seconds. Jody and Binge
cough out clouds of smoke. When
they finish coughing, Lance exhales.
Lance
I win.
Binge
So what do you think of my idea at work?
Lance
Let me see if I understand your business plan. You borrowed five thousand
without asking.
Jody
Stole five grand...
Lance
From your boss...
Jody
A sadistic murderous mobster...
Lance
To bring in a famous adult actress...
Jody
A porn star with fake boobs...
Lance
In hopes of promoting the business and improving your customer base...
Jody
In hopes of banging the porn star with fake boobs...
Binge
Well, yea to all of the above.
Lance
At what point did stealing money from a Russian mobster seem like a
good idea?
Jody
If her price for an appearance is twenty five hundred, then why did
you take five?
Binge
The place really needs to be fixed up. Also I reserved a room at the
Dive inn motel. For the post event party.
Jody
This has tragedy written all over it. Excuse me I have to get a case
of whip cream out of the pantry.
Jody stands, exits.
Binge looks at Lance
with an evil smirk.
Lance looks back in
anger.
Lance
That’s your cue to leave.
Lance reaches behind couch
pulls out bag with Athena’s
DVDs.
Lance
Here, take these with you before Jody sees them.
Binge
Ok, I can take a hint, HAPPY SPLOSHING!
Lance
tackles Binge, furniture
tumbles. Jody comes back in
holding a large can of chocolate
syrup.
Jody
LANCE! No rough housing! Binge go home!
Binge exits in a hurry as Lance
tries to punch him once more.
Lance and Jody sit on the couch.
Jody
Honest, you two are like a couple of kids. What’s this?
Jody picks up DVD bag. Look of
panic comes upon Lance.
Lance
Binge must’ve left it here, let me go give it to him.
Lance reaches for the bag,
Jody
pulls it away.
Jody
Hold on, let’s see if there is anything to smoke in it.
Jody opens the bag, peers
into it.
Jody
Ooooooooh movies...
Lance buries his face in his hands.
Jody pulls out one, looks
at the cover. Smile quickly
turns to disgust.
Jody
Taste the boot, starring Athena DeCruel... oh my god.
Lance
I am shocked and outraged that Binge brought those into our house. Wait
until I see him again...
Jody reads the box.
Jody
Athena plays a C.E.O. of a large corporation in need of disclipline.
This is sick.
Lance
Twisted.
Jody hypnoticly pulls out
another DVD.
Jody
Taste the boot part two, headmistress of a boy’s reform school.
Lance
Terrible.
Jody hypnoticly pulls out
another DVD.
Jody
Taste the boot part three, Adventures in Europe. Head chef at an Italian
restaruant... must've been a stretch for her.
Lance
Awful.
Lance reaches in, pulls out
two DVDs. He reads.
Lance
Taste DAS BOOT, discipline on a German U Boat. I thought Binge was making
this stuff up. Oh a children's video, wait, 101 DOMINATIONS. I wonder
if Binge is number one hundred and two?
Jody
Oh, I would put the numbers much higher. This is the woman your best
friend loves. Occassionaly we socialy are forced to interact with. We
see first hand the absolute carnage her bedroom can inflict upon unsuspecting
low self esteem men. Like your best friend. Who knows what kind of perverse
and twisted behavior she.... OK, let’s just watch the trailers.
Lance
You got to admit, she is kinda hot.
Binge is standing outside of
a home improvement center.
Sign reads: House of Hammer
He enters.
POV from a security
camera. Binge looks at camera.
Cut to different angle. this one moves
with Binge. He stops, camera stops.
He looks at it, starts walking, view moves.
Cut to Binge staring at Sci-Fi looking
camera hanging from ceiling. A look of
anger comes over Binge. He pulls out
a wad of cash, shakes it at the camera.
POV from camera.
Binge
LOOK! I HAVE CASH! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Cut to Binge staring at Sci-Fi
camera as it slowly raises back
to ceiling.
Binge stands at the paint counter.
Next to him is a middle aged well
dressed woman looking at color
charts. Binge speaks to the clerk.
Binge
Uhm, twenty gallons of purple, five of high gloss black.
Clerk turns, woman stares at
Binge.
Binge
WHAT?! Not Martha Stewart enough for ya?
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