Inside of store: Dawn is signing
DVD covers. Binge watches
pleased with himself.


The front door flies open. Sugar is
standing there with a long box
marked “Man O War Sportser”
She looks furious. Sugar starts to
get in Binge's face.

 

Sugar
When I pay eighty nine bucks for a sex toy, I expect it to work the first time and EVERYTIME!

Binge
Problem?

Sugar
Yea, you can say that! Just when I get close the damn thing shuts off! Either you replace it or I want my money BACK!

Binge
I can sympathize with it.

Sugar
That's why I turn to technology, men can't handle me.

Binge
Well lucky for you the service department is still open.


Binge turns.


Binge
Hey Sticky, get out here.


Mr. Sticky walks out from the back.
He is dressed in mechanic’s work clothes.
Binge holds up the heavy box.


Binge
Hey Sticky, take this in the back, throw it up on the lift and check it out. Sounds like the turbo charger is kicking out.


Sticky grabs the box and
scurries into back room.


Mr. Sticky
(Deviant Laugh)


Binge turns to Sugar.


Binge
Might take a while, would you like a loaner?


Mr. Sticky
(From off screen, deviant laugh)


Lance and Jody walk back in.


Jody
Binge, you have to go outside to see this...

 

 

 


Binge starts to talk to someone admiring his
paintings of Athena. The door bursts open.
An enraged Ivan stands there, he looks around,
confused. Ivan spots Binge, storms up to him,
and grabs him by the throat. Ivan pushes Binge
backwards into booth area.


Peep booth hall: Ivan shoves Binge into peep
booth and follows him. Slams the door behind
the two of them. Inside small booth, Binge and
Ivan are close face to face.
In store: Lance looks up from squirting whipped
cream on Dawn’s butt. A look of concern comes
across Lance.


Inside Binge’s booth:


Binge
You know Ivan, we shouldn’t both be in here, people will start to talk.


A look of rage comes to Ivan, he pulls out a
pistol and points it in Binge’s face.


Ivan
You stole money from me, now you die!


Binge
Hold on Ivan, let me explain.


Ivan
You can explain after I kill you!


Binge
Not to tell you how to do your job, but that won’t work.

 


Lance makes his way to peep booths.
He steps into the one next to Ivan
and Binge. Lance places his ear to wall,
listens.

 


Inside Binge’s booth, Ivan has the
pistol deep in Binge’s mouth. Binge
is making a gagging gasping sound.
Lance eyes widen, thinking he is
hearing oral sex. Lance turns to
viewer.


Lance
I always suspected that boy swang like saloon doors.

 

Inside Binge’s booth, Ivan pushes
gun deeper into Binge’s mouth,
Binge chokes loud.


Ivan
NOW I SHOOT IN YOUR MOUTH!


Lance’s booth, with his ear pressed
against wall. Lance makes a look
of disgust.


Lance
EWWWWWWWWW!


Inside store, Jody stops laughing
and regains her composure. A
look of realization crosses her face.


Jody
I’ve been shnookered!


She looks for Lance.

 

 


Inside of Lance’s booth: He is still
listening with a confused look.
Suddenly he hears a sound behind him.
Lance turns to see the screen raise up.
Jody is standing there with a seductive look.
She starts to unbutton her rain coat. Lance
looks surprised.

 

 

 


Inside of store: Athena steps in, taken back
by the new look, she inspects it. Athena sees
all of the paintings are of her. They have high price
tags, some are marked “SOLD” A look of rage
crosses her face.


Inside of Lance’s booth: He slowly starts to
smile as Jody starts to strip-tease to
ZZ Tops “Fool for your stockings”

 

 

 


Inside Binge’s booth, Ivan starts to squeeze trigger.
Binge pulls out a huge wad of cash. Ivan removes
gun from Binge’s mouth. Binge wheezes.

Ivan
Ok, explain, then I kill!


Binge
I didn’t steal it, in America we have a thing called “borrowing without asking”

 

Inside of store: Athena sees Dawn
signing DVD’s, a large pile of money
on the table.


Inside Binge’s booth, Ivan counts the
money.


Binge
There‘s your five grand back, plus seven hundred fifty from your percentage of the art I sold and a lump of quarters stuck together. Now this place looks like it could be making the moneyyou deposit. It won’t draw attention of the FEDs or the IRS!


Ivan
IRS! Eeek, even I fear them!


Binge
This joint’s real classy now, you have to reinvest in your bussiness and maintain it or else you have..have a...


Ivan
Chernobyl.


Binge
Exactly.

 

 


Outside of store: All of the protesters
stop as they look in one direction.
Stalker Chick is standing there
chanting alone. She fades to a
stop as she notices thier stares.
She is holding a protest sign
that reads “I WAS IMPREGNATED
BY SPACE ALIENS.” She snapps at them.

Stalker Chick
THE ALIENS GOT THE IDEA FROM WATCHING PORN!


All return to chanting louder.

 


Binge walks out, a larger group
of protesters have gathered.
A reverand AL looking man is
speaking to the crowd.


Rev Al
For years the pornagraphy industry has systematicly ignored people of color! There is an inherant wall of discrimintation in porn....


Binge
What you talkin about Willis? We have an entire section devoted to INTERACIAL relations.


Rev Al
Say what?


Binge
We have at least a hundred black on white adult films. Black chicks with white chicks, Black men with white chicks. We just got in Snow White and the seven Ganstas...


Rev Al turns to the crowd.


Rev Al
Excuse me folks while I inspect the evidance.


Binge and Rev Al enter the store.
Dawn Is standing on a chair in front
of the crowd. She is holding a can of
whipped cream. She reaches into a
hat and pulls out a slip of paper.
A look of panic crosses Lance. His
eyes dart to Binge. Jody is next to
Binge with a look of contempt.
As Dawn reads the paper, Binge
hands Jody a can of whipped cream.


Binge
Whippet, Whippet it good!


Jody
Cool! Thanks!


Jody steps off screen, a rush of
gas is heard, followed by Jody’s
laughter. Dawn reads aloud.


Dawn
LANCY PANTS! Come up here!

 

 


Lance looks with panic at Jody.
Jody is gigling uncontrolably. She
nods yes. Lance looks to a
smirking Binge. Binge nods. Lance
walks up to Dawn, she hands him
the whipped cream can as she starts
to remove her top.
Again Lance looks to Jody, she’s
laughing uncontrolably.

 

 

 

 

 


Outside of store Reverand Jimmy
stirs up the small group of protesters.

 


Reverand Jimmy
This is an abomination in the eyes of our lord! His wrath shall pour down upon this den of sin! This is the home of the whore of Babylon!

 

 

 

 

 


A white Meredes screeches to a halt
and plows into Dr. Jimmyin front of the store.

 

 

Athena steps out of the car, looks at
the freshly remodeled shop.

 

 


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