Outside of store Reverend Jimmy looks
disheveled from getting hit by Athena’s
Mercedes. He is talking in a fire and
brimstone manner.

Reverend Jimmy
And in the END TIMES, after the appearance of the Whore of Babylon there will be a great shaking of the earth as God’s wrath is unleashed upon the EVIL pornographers....

Instantly there is a loud rumble. It grows
louder. Traffic lights begin to sway.
A look of panic comes across protesters,
fear on Dr. Jimmy’s face.

 

 


From the back room Mr Sticky
walks out with a wide grin.


Mr. Sticky
(Deviant laugh) Guess what, I fixed it.


Sugar marches into back room.
The loud rumble stops, she walks
out with the long box under her arm.
Sugar exits.

 


Dawn walks up to Binge in her
whipped cream Bikini. She hands
Binge a towels, smiles.

Dawn
Bingey, will you come in the back and help clean me up?


Binge looks toward Athena, he
tucks the towel in his shirt collar
like a dinner napkin, smirks.


Binge
Excuse me, I have to go back to work.


Athena blankly stares, spins and
exits.

 

Binge and Dawn walk past Lance and
Jody who are locked in an embrace,

Lance
Let’s go home.


Jody
We’ll stop for condiments on the way home...


Mr. Sticky hold up a box of
of condoms as they exit.


Lance
CONDIMENTS!

 

 

Martin the art critic walks up
to Ivan, Ivan looks confused.


Martin
You must be the Russian art dealer Binge told me about. May I interview you for the newspaper?


Ivan
Uhm,...Da, da, I am art dealer of legidimant art. When I first meet Binge, I instantly saw him as genius...

 

 

 


Lance and Jody’s bedroom: Both are cuddling.


Jody
So, who looks better in a whipped cream bikini?


Lance
We have a saying back in Texas, “you don’t put gravy on bones, just meat”


Jody
Breakfast in bed tomorrow?


Lance
Only if we don’t use dishes or utensils.


Jody
Strawbery pancakes then....


Suddenly items on the nightstand
start to shake and rattle

Jody
Must be coming from Sugar’s place.

 

 

 

Start rolling the credits, interupt with
Ivan at his desk. Behind him are two hooded
gunmen in black. Both have a gun pointed
at Ivan's head. (Boondock Saints parody)


Gunmen (Irish accents)
And shepherds we shall be. For thee,
my Lord, for thee. Power hath
descended forth from thy hand that
our feet may swiftly carry out thy
command. So we shall flow a river
forth to thee and teeming with souls
shall it ever be. E nomini patri,....

 

They both stop, all three look
up. Binge is peering in door.

 

 

Binge
Oh, Ivan, I see your'e busy, I'll come back later...

 

Return to credits

 

 

 

Inside of store: Athena walks up
to Dawn, Athena has a look of rage.


Dawn
Go work you own side of the street Honey, this is my side.

 

 

 

 

 

Inside Binge’s booth, Ivan and Binge stop
talking as the building starts to shake violently with a loud rumble.

 

 

 

 

Inside of Lance’s booth: Panic comes over
Lance’s face, and over Jody who is
half naked in her booth.

 

 

 

 


Hallway of booths: The three doors fly
open as all four rush out. Binge stumbles
and Ivan lands on top of him.
Jody is hastily getting dressed as she
rushes out, Lance is tucking in his shirt.
Binge looks over to Lance and Jody.

 

Binge
Hey? What are you two doing in there?


Lance makes a look
of disgust.


Lance
Like you should talk swordswallower!

Binge
Sword? It was a gun....


Lance looks at the money
Ivan drops during the exit.


Lance
FOR MONEY? Ugh!

Binge
WHAT IS THAT SHAKING?

 

 

 


Suddenly Athena appears in
the hall, looking evil.

Binge and Ivan in unison
Hi honey....


Inside of store: The men are exiting
the building in panic as Athena is dragging
out Ivan by his collar.

Athena
WHO IS SHE? Why did she get to do a signing and not me? Where are all of my DVDs? Why wasn’t I asked to be the star at your grand re-opening?


Athena grabs a whip off the wall
and starts to menace with it.


Ivan
I...I had nothing to do with this, it was new manager...


Athena
WHO IS THAT?


Binge walks out looking very Hefner.


Binge
Good evening Athena, welcome to Keysburg after dark...


Athena starts to shake with rage.
Lance and Jody walk out from booth area,
items are falling off of shelves.


Lance
WHERE IS THAT RUMBLE COMING FROM??


Inside retro motel room.
Binge and Dawn are kissing.


Dawn
Bingey, did you bring everything from the store like I asked?


Binge smirks.

Binge
Baby, I brought the store.


Binge motions to a large
duffel bag.


Dawn
Bingey, let me go into the bathroom to get ready. Hand me my belt please...


Dawn goes into bathroom
closes door. Binge starts
to do a happy dance. He
picks up a copy of her DVD.


Binge
You know I’ve been so busy the past few days, I haven’t had a chance to watch your movie.


Dawn offscreen in bathroom:


Dawn
You won’t have to, you’ll live it. I’m really in the mood for scene five tonight.


Binge flips over DVD box.
A huge grin crosses his face.
Dawn offscreen in bathroom:
Vomiting sound.
Knock at the door.



Binge
Must be the delivery from Liquor Rite, I’ll get it.


Binge half dances to the door.


Binge
Oh yea, scene FIVE! (Led Zepplinish) Whoa, yea, whoa shake for me girl, I want to be your screendoor man, whoa, yea...


Binge opens door eagerly.


Binge
I’m going to get scene five tonight.... ATHENA!?


An emotionless Athena is
standing there. She smashes
her fist square into Binge’s face
Binge doubles over, Athena grabs
his collar, drags him off into parking lot.
Dawn exits bathroom wearing a sexy outfit,
looks around confused.


Dawn
Bingey? Where are you?


Dawn sees the open door,
she has a hurt look on her face.
Mr. Sticky walks past the open door,
he stops and looks in with a deviant
grin. Dawn sees him and gives him
a seductive look. Motions for him to enter.


Mr. Sticky stops grinning, points to himself,
then Dawn. Dawn smiles and nods yes.
A look of panic crosses Mr. Sticky’s face.
Sticky runs off in fear.


Dawn looks hurt and insulted. She walks over
to duffel bag, rummages and pulls out a large
box marked “Man-O-War Sportster”

 

Cut to the sun rising over the ocean
and Keysburg boardwalk.
Caption: “The Crack of Dawn”


Athena’s condo: Binge and Athena
in her living room, sketches and notebooks
scattered around, Binge looks half dead
with exhaustion. Athena keeps holding
her nose while making deep snorts.

Athena
Ok, so about a month before my DVD signing, I want you to paint a huge mural on the wall of me. Kind of a Roman thing, like the Temple of Athena. You can get the money from Ivan to place an ad in Playboy magazine. ARE YOU LISTENING?


Binge
Please, I need to get some sleep...


Athena
You’ll never get anywhere being lazy, get me more wine. Oh, by the way where is my seventy five percent from the paintings of me you sold?


Binge
I..I already gave fifty percent to Ivan for a commission since I sold them in his store.


Athena
Then just give me the other seventy five percent.

 


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