Meet the new Boss part 1

Scene: Ivan’s office. Piles of
money, bags of white powder,
crates of weapons in the
corner. The door opens
slowly with a creak, Ivan
looks up with suspicion.
Athena is standing there
with hands on her hips.

Athena
Why did you give him a job HERE? You have a dozen other businesses where he could work.

Ivan
Why not? I thought he was just a friend, no?

Athena
Just find some place else for him to work.

Ivan
Da, ok,

Athena
And why did you give him “THAT” to move?

Ivan
Uhm, my men refuse to touch it since it is a very unstable model.

Athena
What did you tell him it was?

Ivan
A keg of beer for a friend in France.

Athena
Oh great!

Ivan
No worry, I sent another man with him.

Scene: NJ Turnpike toll
booth. Binge and Zack
in Zack’s cab, nuke
bungeed to rook of cab.
Ivan on cell phone in
his car, in parking lot
of Blue Snapper.

Ivan
Da, load it into container, I send two of my bestest man.

Scene: NJ Turnpike
rest area, Binge on
the roof with the nuke,
holding a beer tap.
Zack looks on
holding an empty
coffee cup.

Binge
It’s like no keg I’ve ever seen. Hold on, I think I found the tap....

Scene: Athena’s dressing room.
Athena is on her phone, while
fiddling with a small video
camera. Speaks sultry.

Athena
Ok Govener, Friday about three? Hmmmm I can’t wait. What scencereo? (pause) Nazi Nurse and the rocket scientist? Ok, I love you too. Bye bye baby.

Loading docks in Elizabeth,
Zack and Binge in taxi with
Nuke bungeed to roof. men
in black commando uniforms
and mac 10’s search thru
the trunk. Zack in talking to
one.

Zack
Stop being a dick! Where is pier 45?

Lance and Jody’s house.
Binge with Lance and Jody
sitting on couch. All stoned.

Lance
Come on honey, get up and grab the bag of “Corn Holes”

Jody
So Binge, howz the new job?

Binge
Great. A bit of a rough start though. i was supposed to deliver a keg of beer to the cargo docks for export to France.

Jody
What happened?

Binge
Zack hit the brakes too hard, the bungees snapped. The keg rolled into Port Elizabeth.

Lance
Did you tell your boss?

Binge
Hell no! I told him it went off without a hitch. Zack got the idea to replace it with a keg of Rolling Rock. They're French what do they know about beer?

Jody
Good man.

Binge
Yep. He was so impressed he offered me a promotion. I think he wants to make me a porn star.

Lance and Jody stare
straight ahead, suddenly
burst into uncontrollable
laughter.

Binge looks at
his watch, gets up and goes
into the kitchen, He prepares
a sandwich. Laughter is still
heard from living room.

Binge returns to living room, sits,
starts to eat sandwich. Lance
and Jody are still laughing hard.

Binge gets up and walks out.

Laundry matt: Binge carries in
two heaping baskets of wash.

Clips of him in laundry, grimacing
from the smell of his own wash.
Manager telling him not to sit on
machines.

Binge checking out laundry
of hot chick, she looks at him with
disgust. Manager telling him not
to sit on machines.

Binge plays
video game. Manager telling him
not to sit on machines. Binge folds
clothes, leaves.

The next day, Binge is
dressed in a 1980’s
style white suite, cheezy
gold jewelry. Zack pulls up.
Zack laughs.

Zack
Who are you supposed to be? Don Johnson?

Binge
No, Rod Johnson ....take me to the Pleasure Dome
up on the highway. I have a job interview, audition
more like.

Zack
The Dome? That’s one of Vito’s old places. This
should prove to be entertaining.

They pull up to an old
cinder block building in
the middle of a Jug
handle loop. Traffic
flies past the narrow
sidewalk in front. The
exterior has peeling
paint and broken
neon signage. Binge
enters, he squints in
the darkness. The clerk
is an angry balding guy
named Angelo.

Angelo
How many?

Binge
HUH?

Binge turns toward
voice in the dark.

Angelo
How many tokens for da peeps?

Binge
Uhm, I’m here...Black Ivan said...

Angelo
Oh, you're da guy Ivan’s movin in. He called about
you. What was your name? Bung?

Binge
Biiiiinge.

Angelo
Whatever. Let me get your equipment.

Binge
Equipment?

Angelo steps from behind
counter, goes to back room.
Returns pushing a mop and
bucket.

Binge
What’s this?

Angelo
Your mop.

Binge
HUH?

Angelo
You're the new mop boy.

Binge
Mop boy?

Angelo
You mop out the peep booths after the customer leaves.
A half gallon of bleach per bucket, change bucket every
three booths.

Binge
Ivan never mentioned this.

Angelo
What you think, you were going be an actor?

Binge
No. Of course not.


Scene: Ivan’s office. Piles of money, bags of white powder, crates of weapons in the corner. The door opens slowly with a creak, Ivan looks up with suspicion. Athena is standing there with hands on her hips. Athena Why did you give him a job HERE? You have a dozen other businesses where he could work. Ivan Why not? I thought he was just a friend, no? Athena Just find some place else for him to work. Ivan Da, ok, Athena And why did you give him “THAT” to move? Ivan Uhm, my men refuse to touch it since it is a very unstable model. Athena What did you tell him it was? Ivan A keg of beer for a friend in France. Athena Oh great! Ivan No worry, I sent another man with him. Scene: NJ Turnpike toll booth. Binge and Zack in Zack’s cab, nuke bungeed to rook of cab. Ivan on cell phone in his car, in parking lot of Blue Snapper. Ivan Da, load it into container, I send two of my bestest man. Scene: NJ Turnpike rest area, Binge on the roof with the nuke, holding a beer tap. Zack looks on holding an empty coffee cup. Binge It’s like no keg I’ve ever seen. Hold on, I think I found the tap.... Scene: Athena’s dressing room. Athena is on her phone, while fiddling with a small video camera. Speaks sultry. Athena Ok Govener, Friday about three? Hmmmm I can’t wait. What scencereo? (pause) Nazi Nurse and the rocket scientist? Ok, I love you too. Bye bye baby. Loading docks in Elizabeth, Zack and Binge in taxi with Nuke bungeed to roof. men in black commando uniforms and mac 10’s search thru the trunk. Zack in talking to one. Zack Stop being a dick! Where is pier 45? Lance and Jody’s house. Binge with Lance and Jody sitting on couch. All stoned. Lance Come on honey, get up and grab the bag of “Corn Holes” Jody So Binge, howz the new job? Binge Great. A bit of a rough start though. i was supposed to deliver a keg of beer to the cargo docks for export to France. Jody What happened? Binge Zack hit the brakes too hard, the bungees snapped. The keg rolled into Port Elizabeth. Lance Did you tell your boss? Binge Hell no! I told him it went off without a hitch. Zack got the idea to replace it with a keg of Rolling Rock. They're French what do they know about beer? Jody Good man. Binge Yep. He was so impressed he offered me a promotion. I think he wants to make me a porn star. Lance and Jody stare straight ahead, suddenly burst into uncontrollable laughter. Binge looks at his watch, gets up and goes into the kitchen, He prepares a sandwich. Laughter is still heard from living room. Binge returns to living room, sits, starts to eat sandwich. Lance and Jody are still laughing hard. Binge gets up and walks out. Laundry matt: Binge carries in two heaping baskets of wash. Clips of him in laundry, grimacing from the smell of his own wash. Manager telling him not to sit on machines. Binge checking out laundry of hot chick, she looks at him with disgust. Manager telling him not to sit on machines. Binge plays video game. Manager telling him not to sit on machines. Binge folds clothes, leaves. The next day, Binge is dressed in a 1980’s style white suite, cheezy gold jewelry. Zack pulls up. Zack laughs. Zack Who are you supposed to be? Don Johnson? Binge No, Rod Johnson ....take me to the Pleasure Dome up on the highway. I have a job interview, audition more like. Zack The Dome? That’s one of Vito’s old places. This should prove to be entertaining. They pull up to an old cinder block building in the middle of a Jug handle loop. Traffic flies past the narrow sidewalk in front. The exterior has peeling paint and broken neon signage. Binge enters, he squints in the darkness. The clerk is an angry balding guy named Angelo. Angelo How many? Binge HUH? Binge turns toward voice in the dark. Angelo How many tokens for da peeps? Binge Uhm, I’m here...Black Ivan said... Angelo Oh, you're da guy Ivan’s movin in. He called about you. What was your name? Bung? Binge Biiiiinge. Angelo Whatever. Let me get your equipment. Binge Equipment? Angelo steps from behind counter, goes to back room. Returns pushing a mop and bucket. Binge What’s this? Angelo Your mop. Binge HUH? Angelo You're the new mop boy. Binge Mop boy? Angelo You mop out the peep booths after the customer leaves. A half gallon of bleach per bucket, change bucket every three booths. Binge Ivan never mentioned this. Angelo What you think, you were going be an actor? Binge No. Of course not.	Black Ivan and Binge sitting in club face to face. PARODY of Pulp Fiction scene with Wallace and Butch. Binge is looking off with a smirk. Ivan has a Sponge Bob bandiad on his bald spot. Ivan To sum up my last thirty minutes of our rules: Be loyal, Be quiet, or be dead. GOT IT? Binge’s attention snaps to Ivan. Binge HUH? What? I was checking out the dancers, I didn’t catch it.....I mean YES! YES! sounds good, you got it. Ivan Are you sure? It’s all in this company manual. Ivan slides book to Binge. Writing on cover is in Russian. Binge is looking over his shoulder toward dancers. Ivan scowls Ivan Do you like to look at the girl dancers? Binge Frog yea, what guy doesn’t? Ivan Athena told me you were a pillow biter. Binge HUH? Oh she told you I was gay? We were almost girlfriend-boyfriend. She says I’m a gay artist so her clients won’t get jealous......(stops himself) Both have a look of revelation. Ivan How about I surround you with beautifully woman and lots of sex all day? Binge I love the idea, but I can’t afford it... Ivan NIET! I mean for your new job. Binge Yea, right. Naked woman all day at work? Ivan Da. Binge And I get paid for it? Ivan Da. Binge Where’s my time card? Lance and Jody apartment: Binge walks back in, Lance and Jody are still in fit of laughter. Binge Ok, you can stop now. Lance and Jody regain composure. Lance (half laughing) Ah, sorry dude... Jody (snicker) porn star. Lance and Jody start to laugh again. Lance (trying to sound serious) Perhaps you misunderstood him, maybe he said he wants you to work in his PAWN SHOP Jody (snicker) Right, you said he was Russian. He meant he would make you a PAWN CZAR. Lance and Jody start to laugh again. Binge Look, I know what I heard. Lance Give us one good reason you could be a porn star. Binge Ron Jeremy. If that grimy tub-o-lard could do it... Lance and Jody stare straight ahead, seeing logic to Binge’s reason. Lance Yea, but, he’s...you know, he has a big...you know, hung. Jody Ahem, hun, remember last summer at Sugar’s pool party when Binge wore the speedos..... Lance HONEY! You swore you didn’t look. Jody I’m sorry, I’m sorry! It was the same reflex as when you look at road kill to determine what species it was. Binge That’s right, and I’m packing a big old possum. I already thought of a screen name....”Johny Deep” Binge stands up, starts to do a hip grind. Binge Boom-chicka-wow-wow, Boom-chicka-wow-wow, Boom-chicka-wow-wow... A look of repulsion comes to Jody, she trembles. Jody EWWWWWWW, EWWWWWWW, EWWWWWW..... Lance BINGE GET OUT BEFORE YOU TURN HER OFF ON ALL MEN! Binge leaves while still grinding. Jody EWWWWWWW, EWWWWWWW, EWWWWWW..... Lance Jody, are you OK? Jody Ewwwww.... the willies just won’t stop. Lance Same here.....brrrrrrrrrrrrr. Jody Ewwwwwww. Next Page