Meet the new Boss part 1

Inside of Pleasure Dome:
A short stocky man exits
booth and nods to Angelo.
The man, Richard Stickle
Exits into blinding white
exterior light.

Angelo
Here’s a good one for you to start on, Mr Stickle uses booth seven.

Binge
Nice.

Binge pushes mop and
bucket into peep area.
Cautiously opens the
door to booth seven.
He looks down, grimaces.

Binge
No way, I quit.

Binge walks to the front,
Angelo has his back turned,
bending over into box of DVDs.
Binge sees a silver revolver in
the back of Angelo's belt.
Binge stares off into space for
several seconds, nods, turns back
toward mop.

Inside of Pleasure Dome:
Binge is dressed in a Tyvek
suit with respirator, gloves,
boots. Power washer in hand.
Mr Stickle walks by.

Mr Stickle
(deviant laugh)

Binge
What’s wrong with you? You're like a DNA lawn sprinkler.

Mr Stickle
(deviant laugh)

Black Ivan’s office: Athena
is watching monitor laughing.
inside of Pleasure Dome:
Binge is changing the
“Now Showing” poster from
Back door girls XII to
Back door girls XIII.

Angelo
(offscreen) Hey Bung! When you're done there, I
need you to stock the inhalants and alphabetize
the lesbians.

Binge carries a large box
of small glass bottles. He
trips, lands face down in
puddle of inhalants. He
wheezes very loud, then it
turns into laughter / wheeze.
Angelo hears it from other room.
Angelo comes out to find Binge
on all fours, deep purple color.
He takes on a werewolf transformation
look (A.W.I.L.)

Angelo
Great! Go outside and get some air.

Angelo steers Binge
out the front door. Binge
staggers off of sidewalk
into traffic. Brakes squeal.
Binge turns toward traffic like
a purple monster with veins
popping in his head. He runs
across highway causing other
accidents.

Store room of Pleasure Dome:
Binge has a clipboard and is
doing inventory of long thin boxes.

Angelo
Bung, I need you to make a delivery to one of our regular customers.

Binge
We deliver?

Angelo
Yea, a lot of our clients like to be discreet. They don’t want people they know to drive by here and see their car parked out front. Here’s the address.

Hands Binge an invoice.

Binge
Hey, I know this witch. She’s the town gossip. She's always talking crap about people....(smiles at Angelo) I promise, I’ll be discreet.

Scene: Quiet, slightly up-scale
suburban neighborhood. Van Halen’s
“Ice cream man” is blasting from
a white van. It does a K-turn and
screeches to a halt in front of smaller
of three houses.

The side of the van has large logo
and lettering. Reads: PLEASURE
DOME ADULT EMPORIUM AND THEATRE.
Smaller letter wrap reads: DVD, VHS,
Magazines, Rubber Products, Lotions,
Oils, Restraints,Batteries, Clothing and Accessories.
Front of van: Binge is behind the wheel.
Lettering on hood reads: GOT PORN?
Binge smirks.

Stalker chick on cell phone
in mini van drives by while
gawking at van.

Binge gets out, uniform has
same logo on the back. He
opens up the back doors of
van, pulls out a metal ramp
drops it with a loud bang.
Little old lady peers out of her
lacy kitchen curtains from next
door.

Binge emerges pushing a
hand truck with large boxes.
He starts to back up a flight
of wooden steps to porch.
Each step causes the hand
truck to bang loud.

Yuppie man across the street
looks up while washing his
BMW.

Close up of boxes. A 5 gal.
bucket of “Joy Gel” , a square
box with a sticker “Safety
goggles required” and a
VERY long box marked
Man-O-War Sportster.
Long box on top falls off
and tumbles down steps.

Stalker chick on cell phone
in mini van drives back by.
Binge goes to pick up long
box, pantomimes extreme
weight.

Window of customer’s house,
blinds part. A well manicured
nail is all that is seen.
Binge stops at the door. He
bangs on the screen door
VERY LOUD.

Finger disappears from blind.
Binge bangs on the screen
door VERY LOUD again.
In a carneville barker voice:

Binge
DELIVERY!... PLEASURE DOME ADULT EMPORIUM DELIVERY!

Lance and Jody’s house.
Lance is in his robe as
Jody comes into the house
dressed from work.

Lance
Jeeeeze, you just getting home?

Jody
Yea damn it! Traffic was snarled by the off ramp. Appearently some idiot in a purple werewolf mask ran across the highway. Accidents tied up traffic for an hour and a half.

Binge is in the store room
inflating dolls from a canister.
Binge opens door to store room,
three dolls inflated with Helium
float out to ceiling of store.

Binge steps behind counter, he
knocks over a display.
SFX: Crash, vibrator noise.
Binge looks down.

Binge
That sucks.

While Binge is kneeling
behind counter Lance walks
in and places DVDs on the
counter. He looks up at dolls
floating near the ceiling. Lance
hears Binge behind him, and
assumes it’s Angelo.

Lance
Hey Angelo, Jody wants to know if you can get the rest in the series.

Turns to see Binge smirking.

Lance
BINGE!

Both sets of eyes dart to DVDs.
Both lunge for them, Binge
picks them up, backs away.

Binge
LET’S SEE what turns on Jody’s porch light in the wee hours...

Lance
BINGE SO HELP ME I’LL KILL YOU...

Binge
(reading titles) Supermarket Sex part 5, Messy Passions, Food Fight Orgies part 9... NO WAY! You two are into SPLOSHING!! Explains the rubber sheets.

Lance
Binge, if you EVER tell anyone, or mention it to Jody, I will kill you. You know I can, I’m from Texas. How do you know about the rubber sheets?

Binge
Don’t worry, as manager of Pleasure Dome adult emporium, I am held to a strict code of ethics concerning privacy of customers.

Lance
What happened to being a porn star?

Binge
Not yet, I’m still learning the industry from the floor up.

Mr Stickle walks out of
the back. Passes both.

Mr Stickle
(deviant laugh)

Binge
DON’T YOU HAVE A COMPUTER AT HOME?

Mr Stickle
(deviant laugh)

Lance
Who was that?

Binge
Our only customer, Mr. Sticky. I have to do something to improve our clientele... That reminds me.

Binge goes over to DVD
rack and starts to grab
boxes.

Lance
What are you doing?

Binge
Taking all of Athena’s videos off of the shelves.

Lance
Wouldn’t she and your boss get pissed?

Binge
Yep. But I don’t want Mr. Sticky cranking out batches to the woman I love.That’s why I need you to carry them out. See the camera over my shoulder? Looks like you rented them.

Lance
Thanks buddy, You better come by to get them before Jody finds them.

Binge
Do I ever let you down?

Door opens, and Ivan’s
thug is standing
in the light. Lance pretends
to be browsing.

Thug walks
over to Binge.

Binge
(pointing) The gay bondage section is over there...

Thug points a pistol at
Binge.

Thug
I don’t like you.

Binge
I hear that a lot. It was just a joke... put the gun down, I’ll give you a free rental.

Thug
Someday we stomp you. Every few days we bring by money, you put into Dome of Pleasure bank account.

Binge
So that’s how this place stays afloat. I thought the sticky quarters was enough.

Thug
When Ivan comes back from Moscow, he will count all
bank deposits. It had better all be there.

Binge
It will be, I’m not into money.

Thug
DA! I bet you not into money.

Binge
Actually I root for the proletariat struggling against the
bougious oppressors.

Thug
Huh? Make sure it all goes into bank!