Episode
#1 ..Area
511/2
Introduction of the zany cast. We meet the close friends, Lance and
Jody. Two stoners who support Binge in his dreams of being an artist.
As difficult as Binge can be friends with at times, the couple feel
it's their obligation to the world of art to keep the artist out of
trouble. It starts with an art opening in which Binge must deal with
an overly dramatic gallery owner as well as a stalker. Meanwhile, Binge's
"almost girlfriend" (Athena DeCruelle) is teaching the Department
of Defense new prisoner interrogation techniques. Other highlights include,
a four star general and a space alien being introduced to S&M, a
drunken fist fight at the art gallery and flood at the Watergate Hotel.
Episode
#2..Meet
the new boss
Binge
runs a porn shop, enough said? Binge falls into the wrong crowd by accepting
a job from Black Ivan. A notorious Russian mobster and former KGB agent.
BiNGE's first assignment is mop boy at Pleasure Dome Adult Emporium
and Theater. Soon BiNGE is promoted to manager and mop boy. "Excuse
me while I alphabetize the lesbians" We meet the shop's only
customer, Mr. Sticky. BiNGE makes a less than discrete delivery to the
town harpy.
Fun
and zaniness abounds as Binge and Zack move a nuke.
Episode
#3..Same
as the old boss
Further
high jinks of Binge, the mob and porn stars! BiNGE steals $5000 from
his Russian mobster boss to fianance an art opening complete with his
favorite adult actress. Dawn Lovelane joins the ensamble with a can
of whip cream, and we even see Lance and Jody get down and funky! Sugar,
a very dissatisfied marital aid customer returns a defective product.
It seems that the turbo-charger is kicking out on the Man-O-War Sportster.
Good thing the Pleasure Dome service department is run by Mr. Sticky.
Zany fun
for the entire family!
Episode
#4..Hell
in a bucket
A
spiritual episode of BiNGE. A tear in the space time continium produces
a vortex to hell in Athena's dungeon. Turns out to be more than a quick
spackling job for BiNGE. Psychics and TV ministers try to close it up.
We find out that Jem the food mart owner is also a radio astronomer,
but he's no help either. Does the fate of mankind rest in the hands
of a stoned version of Mulder and Scully with the munchies? (Opps. We
gave away the end. Sorry, ingore that bit.)
We
see how BiNGE can even annoy zany satan.
Episode
#5..BiNGE's
Thanksgiving Day Special
A background story on how fate brought Athena and Binge together. Much
like the fate that brought an iceberg and the Titanic together. It takes
place on Thanksgiving like Alice's Restaurant. Except with Russian Go
Go dancers and Satan. Will Jody divulge her recipe for Nacho Turkey
Stuffing and sweet potato french fries? Destined to be a zany holiday
favorite.
Some of the panels of artwork are from BiNGE's first incarnation
on the internet. The original four panel color webtoons.
Episode
#6..Famous
When Dead
Figuring her Binge art collection might be worth more if the artist
dies a sensational death, Athena tries to murder Binge. Love is funny,
huh? Sex, murder, more sex, more murder, smoke a ciggarette, cuddle,
fall asleep.
Binge
bumps into a New Jersey rock star and interrupts his singing of zany
TV show themes for fun.
The
episodes are absolutely hilarious, in a twisted sort of way, but their
message rings loud and clear: WE ALL HAVE ADDICTIONS!! Some of them
are in the closet and some we wear on our shirt sleeves. Some are
barely noticable, while others smack you in the face without warning.
Any way you look at it, the World abounds with billions of people
who are addicted to something, and it is on that premise that BiNGE
reigns supreme.
J.T.
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FOR MORE ZANY
FUN IN
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Episode
#7 101
Dominations
Being
both sympathetic and equally annoyed by Binge's zany relationship with
Athena, Jody helps out. During a routine breakup between the "almost
a couple" Jody works to get Binge involved with other women. A
try at computer dating leads to a brief romance with prisoner 0588743.
Then an encounter with a shy introverted coffee shop waitress leaves
Binge very scarred.With the help of an OCD, Binge also declares "passive/agressive
warfare" on two bar room bullies.
Episode
#8
The
Malltrix
A trip to the mall turns into an action misadventure. Lance gets arrested
by the agent Smith of mall cops. Binge stages a daring rescue. Jody
buys Chia Pet seeds. Athena steals underwear. We meet Dread and Door
Loc Secure working as mall security while dealing zany drugs.
Episode
#9
Forest
Gimp
Exciting action adventure squirts forth as Binge and the Gimp rescue
Athena from zany kidnappers.
Episode
#10
Truckin,
like the do-da man
Being given a large chunk of money after blackmailing a zany drunk driver,
Binge decides to buy status. "How I learned to stop worrying, and
love the SUV" Taking every endeavor to an extreme, Binge creates
an SUV that bullies Hummers. Buying an armored car prototype on line
and tricking it out to the max.
Episode
#11 Looks
to Kill
Again
Binge's simple plans for life are complicated by Athena. Thinking he
was going to have an afternoon of romance, Binge finds himself as an
accessory to a murder. The victim was Athena's husband who just turned
out to be a crime boss. "Your husband? You're married?"
"Separated, well I guess widowed now."
Zany fun abounds!
Episode
#12 Like
a bat outta hell
During
an zany moment of strength Binge leaves Athena.
