Athena on the cell phone very sexy:
Binge, I've had a really bad day at work, I need you over here really bad too. Get over here motor-tongue...

Binge on his phone
Oh yea, you got it baby. Anything for my luv-muffin with a raisin.

Binge hangs up. Walks out the door.
Cut to a montage of him almost getting
hit by cars, trains, muggers, armed
robberies, police chases etc.

All we hear is his narrative:

Binge
Sex. Sex. More sex. Sex. Hot sticky, sweaty, nasty, oily, sex. Sex. Perhaps she'll fix a bite to eat. Sex. Sex. Better stop for wine. Sex. Wine sex is always hot. Sex. More sex. Better buy condoms, the ones at her place are always extra large. Why is that? Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. I mean really, how many times can she claim that she bought the wrong size by mistake. Humph. Sex. Sex. I hope she doesn't want to do that smack around crap. Sex. Sex. Dangerous sex. Still sex though. Sex. Big boobied sex. Knock knock, sex sex.

Binge knocks on her door.
The door bursts open, her hand
grabs him and yanks him in, the door slams.

Binge
What was that for? The man that loves you or the wine?

Athena:
Who's with the wine? Never mind your corny lines. I've had the worst day at work in years. Look.

She points to a dead man in tighty
whities and black socks lying on the
floor, face up. A numb Binge looks down.

Binge:
Oh. I thought I was coming over for sex.

Athena:
Sure, I'll help you roll him over.

Binge
My god! What happened? Who is he?

Athena
He is, was, one of my regular domination clients. I think he had a heart attack.

Binge steps over to the body.

Binge
There’s a noose around his neck and he’s purple.

Athena
Oh, well, I think he had a heart attack, slipped off of the chair and hung himself by accident.

Binge
Did you call 911?

Athena
What’s rule one?

Binge
Uhm, the man never gets on top?

Athena
Oh yea, what rule two then?

Binge
No personal checks.

Athena goes over to the wall
where a sign is posted with
“RULES” about a dozen or so listed.
She reads it with a squint.

Athena
Here! Rule number seven, “No 911”

Binge
Who was he?

Athena
Nobody you would know.

Binge
Well, what are you going to do with him? I mean the cops are going to have to be notified.

Athena
Ha, right. Bingey, baby, can you do your luv bunny a big favor?

Binge
AW HELL NO!

Athena
Don’t be so selfish.

Binge
I’m not sure, but i think disposing of a body is a misdemeaner in New Jersey even if it was a an accident.

Athena
Binge! Do want to see me go to jail? Do you? You always claim how much you love me, but when I ask for one stupid little favor you turn into a drama queen and refuse! Perhaps I’ll refuse to have sex with you ever again! Huh? Do you want that? I’ve seen the women you were banging before I met you. I’m the first woman you ever had who had all of her teeth.

Binge
Sweety, you won’t go to jail, the head prosecutor for Shore County Courts is one of your regular domination clients. He’ll make sure you’ll get off with a slap on the wrist.Athena points to the body.

Athena
THAT is the head prosecutor for Shore County Courts.

Binge
Ok, after I ditch the body, can we have sex.

Athena
I’ll do that very special thing that you always ask for.

Lance and Jody’s house.
Lance is on the couch stoned
and playing video games.
Jody walks in from the
kitchen in her bathrobe.

SEFX: Video game. Screams, shots, monsters, car engines, women screams, fart sound.

Jody
Lance, go outside and ask Binge why is he digging a hole in our back yard.

Lance
Yea, yea, in a minute.

Fade to black.